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Fuck ima Jerker.2.o to the gentleman ghost man tonight
Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.
I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry
When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.
She wanted insomnia cookies so I threw my card at her and then I had myself a nice Tear Jerker
A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.
Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?
Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
1.) Noun: Someone who jerks in a public bathroom (specifically a school bathroom) and will try to initiate a public gooning session with anyone who is within a 10-foot radius. (These people will tend to wear slides or black airforces so be aware!)
1.) Hey man, some bathroom jerker at school tried to goon with me.
People who jerk off in an adult cam site free chat area without tipping the model.
The cam model was making no money because they had a lot of jerkers in their room.
When a male is covered in chicken wings throughout the night witch causes them to sleep talk and get vicious
He is the Caribbean Jerker