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Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.
Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer
"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"
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Masturbating/jerking off to porno magazines as opposed to videos and pictures from the internet.
Dude #1 - Whatcha doin?
Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!
Dude #1 - Huh???!!!
Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!
when one decides at the last moment to telecommute, usually because it's 75 degrees and sunny outside.
Yep...just got the 9:05 a.m. e-mail from Terry saying that he's jerkin' from home. He's not fooling anyone.
The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.
yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.
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When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai
"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"