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Jersey Shortcut – Second man in; or to “swoop” in on a situation where your buddy has already engaged in conversation with one or more women. It is not necessarily one’s intention to distract the girl your buddy is talking to, or to “CB” him, but to engage her friend in conversation as the “ice” has already been broken by your buddy. If, in fact, the girl your buddy is talking to seems more interested in you than him, it is acceptable at this point to make a move and potentially steal the girl away.
Example:
Rob – Yo, check out those 2 broads over there… yea, the blonde has been staring me down since we walked in.
Derek – Yea? …well then make moves son!
Rob – I got this.
Rob – Hey, what’s up.. you guys know of any good bars or clubs around here?
Blonde – (Insert engaging reply here)
Derek – (Swooping in from the side to talk to her brunette friend, instantly begins kicking solid game…)
Rob – Damn.. there goes that Jersey Shortcut again!
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A old shirt or rag used for ejaculating on during masturbating
Dude I just finished all over my Jizz Jersey
The manly concept of not changing out of one's authentic sports jersey from the hours of noon Friday to midnight Sunday.
Person 1: "You've worn that damned Weekend Jersey for three months, it smells horrific!"
Person 2: "Fuck You."
The reason my generation's filled with so many morons.
No examples needed when society's fucked. Thank you Jersey Shore!
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Somebody from the island of Jersey in the Channel Islands (NOT New Jersey). The word "bean" comes from the popular Jersey dish "Bean Crock".
"I'm a right Jersey bean, aye maluv!"
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Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.
Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Swerve on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
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