Je suis Charlie

Translated from French, means "I am Charlie". It is a slogan adopted in protest to a murderous January 7, 2015, attack on the Paris-based publication of "Charlie Hebdo". The attack was perpetrated by Islamic extremist in retaliation for the publication's lampooning of Mohammad. Over 4 million marched to the slogan, effectively standing up for every person's God-given right to be an obnoxious asshole.

I'd rather live free among assholes than slave among gentlemen. Je suis Charlie!

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Today je vu

something which you feel happened earlier in the day.

I entered the room and it felt like I was there at an earlier time in the day. It felt like Today Je Vu.

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stisnu je pičko

When a male chickens out and decides to be a bigger person against a wannabe bully/SoundCloud rapper

(contrary to popular belief it does not involve sexual harassment of females)

He was attacked and didn't fight back. Stisnu je pičko.

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Je suis baguette

Sentence used by 90% of american dumbasses that think they can speak french while they don't even realize that they just said they are goddamn baguettes.

_Bonjour!
_Je suis baguette
_Fucking dumbass.

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Je suis froid

Using proper french, one says J'ai froid- rather than Je suis froid.

In many regions it tends to mean that some one is awkward, or distant.

In many cases people use it as slang for someone who has erectile disfunction, and or 'cold' in bed.

Joe said "sorry, Je suis froid" last night, it was so embarrassing.

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Je t'aime beaucoup

Je t'aime beaucoup means "I love you very much" in French.

Je t'aime beaucoup is what I tell my doggos tous les jours!

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Kosovo je Srbija

It is a Serbian phrase meaning Kosovo is Serbia popularised in Serbia after Kosovo war of independence

An Albanian guy said to me that Kosovo is Albanian so I whacked him down and said to him "Kosovo je Srbija"

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