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Jim Fulmer
A legendary man who somehow managed to serve in World War 1, World War 2, and the Vietnam War; also in a few top secret tours to North Korea. He now resides in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin where he defines the term 'bad ass' by patrolling the OHS halls and putting a stop to all major crime, hat wearing, and use of electronic devices. In his own time he enjoys raising is 38 year old homosexual son and playing Xbox live.
His gammertag is Lt Fulmer and his current KDR is 4.38.
Jim Fulmer killed two stones with one bird
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Badass Terran from the Starcraft series. Formed his own rebel group called Raynor's Raiders to fight Mengsk. the Dominion, and the Zerg. Fought alongside the Protoss, had a relationship with Kerrigan the Ghost, and zapped his drunken friend for breaking his jukebox. A prime example of badassitude.
Jim Raynor is badass in three major ways:
1. He rides a cool hover-bike that shoots grenades and lays mines.
2. The Protoss think he's awesome. You wanna argue with them?
3. He don't take shit from no one. Jim's told generals, emperors, and telepathic assassins to go to hell.
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- Acclaimed wrestling commentator/announcer from Oklahoma.
- Despite suffering several bouts of Bells Palsy, he's still considered the best play-by-play man in the business.
- Quite the BBQ connoisseur, he also produces his own BBQ sauces, mustard and beef jerky. Also a former restaurant owner.
- WWE Hall of Famer.
- Very supportive of the Oklahoma University football team.
- Occasional in-ring performer
- Has been fired by WWE several times in real life and as part of a storyline.
- Frequent user of Twitter.
- MMA enthusiast.
"Monday Night RAW isn't worth watching unless Jim Ross is doing the play-by-play"
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The absolutely best singer of the United States National Anthem, the "Star Spangled Banner". He has been singing the anthem full time for the Chicago Blackhawks since 2007 and has also made guest appearances for the Chicago Bears, most notably the 10th anniversary of 9/11 in 2011. That game was against the Atlanta Falcons. One thing that makes him so unique and special is the fact that his performances makes Blackhawk nation cheer at a level you can only call extremely patriotic from the beginning to the end of his performance. His signature move is to point at the American flag when he sings the line "that our flag was still there". Jim Cornelison is a true American Badass!
Vinny: Can you remember a time you felt the most patriotic when hearing our National Anthem?
Brian: Without a doubt it was on 9/11/11 when Jim Cornelison belted out the Star Spangled Banner with such patriotism and perfection that his deep tenor voice and the crowds cheers brought not only a tear to my eye but goosebumps that come back every time I hear him sing it.
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Jim Dandy to the rescue! This is the heroic rescue line of the fifties to seventies.
One day on a submarine, got a message from a mermaid queen, she was hanging from a fishing line, Jim Dandy to the... rescue!
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When one takes a 'shit' large enough to block one's drain.
"you've really done it now, you blocked the drain with your, god damned Jim's Log"
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Jim Moriarty is the sexiest, most annoying yet badass villain you will ever gaze your Sherlockian eyes before. He is the most evil person ever and he destroys everything but you still love him. Jim Moriarty is the cause of some of the best Fanfictions ever. He is a huge massive bitch but god damnit, he's a sexy mother f**ker.
Jim Moriarty: "Hahaha look I'm evil!"
Everyone: "You are soooo sexy!"
Jim Moriarty: "Here's a death threat on an apple!"
Everyone: "SEXY!"
Jim Moriarty: "I KILLED SHERLOCK DO YOU LOVE ME NOW??"
Everyone: "You bitch! I still love you!"
Jim Moriarty: "I killed myself."
Everyone: " NO!"
Everyone: .........
Jim Moriarty: "Did you miss me?"
Everyone: "YOU BASTARD! OH. GOD. YES!!!"
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