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1) to hypnotize one to do what you want
2) a shout out of extreme excitement
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JING WING BA, that girl Jamie is SMINCE!
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She is the cutest girl in the world. She will only love one person and that person is Yu Jie. She will always stay with him no matter the cause.
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an Ab Jabby Jing Jong is the act where you go to wipe and theres no tp on the holder
*Sitting on toilet realising there's not tp after taking a shit*
"Ah fuck I'v only gone and pulled an ab jabby jing jong"
At ็ฒพ็กไบบไบก / jing jin ren wang. Is a Chinese phrase meaning:
"to die from excessive ejaculation"
Fred: "Did you here about Mike?"
Dan: "No! What happened?"
Fred: "He found out the internet has porn and he jing jin ren wang-ed"
Dan: "Oh fuck!!! That's horrible"
when somebody tricks you into doing something you weren't smart enough to process.
dad: Hey! Do you want to trade chores? I'll do yours and you do mine!
daughter: What chores do you have?
dad: Idk what chores DO i have?
daughter: you're trying to trick me smh
*an hour later*
mom: daughter do all the dishes by yourself!
daughter: WHAT??!!
dad: lets shake hands๐
daughter: OK!
dad:haha get jing-juggled bitch!! now you have to pick up dog shit outside
daughter: ahhh๐
the most gay person and the most dumb person in the world
boy; dad who is loh jing kai
dad:a stupid boy
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