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jizz

The ejaculation of a male.

Fuck I just jizzed my pants.

by Poopoh12 May 07, 2014


jizz

What women want inside their mouth, ass, and/or pussy.

My girlfriend enjoyed swallowing the jizz I gave her last night.

by PressurePoint September 15, 2006


jizzness

Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.

The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.

by pentozali May 02, 2009


jizz

An often disliked condiment. Frequently a white creamy mayo like substance

Karen takes her burgers without jizz.

Hold the jizz please.

by breezy87 September 23, 2015


jizzes on

when a subject gets you extremely and overly excited

person 1: man he freakin loves studying cardiology
person 2: yea he jizzes on that shit

by t.y. chang February 03, 2009


jizz

(adj.)
when any noun (person/place/thing/act/event/etc) is so epic that it would cause one to orgasm

Ruko: Hey, did you see Joan's jizz shirt today?
Hiro: It's as if she's not wearing ANYTHING...SO jizz.

Ruko: Yo, you goin' to that jizz party tonight?
Hiro: I don't know man, if Joan's coming...then maybe
Ruko: Coming? You bet!
Hiro: Jizz.

by Har the Czar April 26, 2009


jizz

noun-sperm or semen
verb-ejaculate

1. The condom is full of jizz.

2. I jizzed all over her face.

by DuckSick April 10, 2009