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What women want inside their mouth, ass, and/or pussy.
My girlfriend enjoyed swallowing the jizz I gave her last night.
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Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.
The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.
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when a subject gets you extremely and overly excited
person 1: man he freakin loves studying cardiology
person 2: yea he jizzes on that shit
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An often disliked condiment. Frequently a white creamy mayo like substance
Karen takes her burgers without jizz.
Hold the jizz please.
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(adj.)
when any noun (person/place/thing/act/event/etc) is so epic that it would cause one to orgasm
Ruko: Hey, did you see Joan's jizz shirt today?
Hiro: It's as if she's not wearing ANYTHING...SO jizz.
Ruko: Yo, you goin' to that jizz party tonight?
Hiro: I don't know man, if Joan's coming...then maybe
Ruko: Coming? You bet!
Hiro: Jizz.
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noun-sperm or semen
verb-ejaculate
1. The condom is full of jizz.
2. I jizzed all over her face.
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