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Used to describe a bad situation.
Ohh man this shits "shiz jizzy" - when youve caught ur mum in bed with the family dog.
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Like a 'dirty sanchez' but with jizz. Girlfriend gets manpaste on her hand and smears over boyfriends mouth and face, leaving him crying like a girl and thinking hes gay because he has jizz on him.
wank wank wank >jizzes<
Girl: ohh look bb
Boy: what babe?
Girl wipes jizz all over his lips
Girl: Jizzy Sanchez FTW!! Pwned bb!!
Boy: screaming like girl nooooooooo, eeewwww/screaming like girl
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The sluttiest bitch you’ll ever see. Basically a tiny Regina George.
That girl suck a hoe she just a jizzy izzy.
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Where u cum in a girls ear after she gives u a blowjob
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christine's favorite words. also the act of a prude male squirting out cum/jizz all over a women, typically an un-prude women like christine.
christine: wow that was some night
amy: so did you have fun with kungfu?
christine: ya i made him un-prude
amy: really?! what did you do??
christine: i taught him wat kinky sex ment
amy: finally
christine: and he went sizzly jizzy all over me!
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Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is all the rage with today’s TikTokkin’ youth, and also Ben Affleck. In order to play Jizzy Dizzy Kitty, you need:
1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed
Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.
Yeah man, I heard even Doggface420 took the Jizzy Dizzy Kitty challenge.
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