Very unsatisfactory when it comes to well satisfaction! Disappointing in most cases but can be a good friend in other cases but a lot of people could call him a piece of sh*t behind his back
Steve: have you seen johnathan?
Dennis: yea still as much of a bi*tch he was last week
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me: johnathan is not a murderer
my homie jamaal: yo shut the fuck up and smoke weed with me
Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck
Example johnathan dick small like a bean
A God who cam down from the heavens to see a mortal who was unmatched in beauty and heart in any universe. Before that he had a fine life of a player of all female both mortal and goddess. The moment he saw her it was love/lust at first sight along with a bet of a dare.
Damn bro Johnathan Wong just couldn't resist that girl lily. I can see why he left heaven tho
A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them
Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered
A larger creature commonly found roaming near maccas
Oliver Johnathan Hymer is a fat prick
the most valid of individuals omg
literally slays on the daily
"omg have you ever heard of this mysterious eldritch creation known as johnathan yu"
"literally slayed yessssss preach uwu owo"