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Johnathan

Very unsatisfactory when it comes to well satisfaction! Disappointing in most cases but can be a good friend in other cases but a lot of people could call him a piece of sh*t behind his back

Steve: have you seen johnathan?
Dennis: yea still as much of a bi*tch he was last week

by Albert Einsteinium July 14, 2017


johnathan

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me: johnathan is not a murderer

my homie jamaal: yo shut the fuck up and smoke weed with me

by shit yourself now August 26, 2023


johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

Example johnathan dick small like a bean

by Pussy fag April 7, 2022


Johnathan Wong

A God who cam down from the heavens to see a mortal who was unmatched in beauty and heart in any universe. Before that he had a fine life of a player of all female both mortal and goddess. The moment he saw her it was love/lust at first sight along with a bet of a dare.

Damn bro Johnathan Wong just couldn't resist that girl lily. I can see why he left heaven tho

by FrosTsXNINEall March 22, 2020


Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

by B3th4nyTurn3R July 23, 2024


Oliver Johnathan Hymer

A larger creature commonly found roaming near maccas

Oliver Johnathan Hymer is a fat prick

by Oliver Hymer May 20, 2023


johnathan yu

the most valid of individuals omg
literally slays on the daily

"omg have you ever heard of this mysterious eldritch creation known as johnathan yu"
"literally slayed yessssss preach uwu owo"

by Naur1 December 25, 2022