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Actor that was fantastic in the 90's. But after starring in the garbage dump film "Pirates of the Carribean" He went straight to hell in a handbasket, and lost his real fans..and found themselves replaced by terrible fan females!
PERSON 1:
"Hey, have you heard about Johnny Depp?"
Person 2: Pirates of the carribean made me waant to jump off a bridge and get hit by a bus on the way down.
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A man that you would go gay for. Yeah, you would.
Man1: You know who i could totally go gay for? Johnny Fucking Depp.
Man2: Yeah, well who the fuck wouldn't?
Johnny Depp: Hey.
Both: (womanly scream and giggle)
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Some 40 something year old Frenchmen who disses America, yet loves to come to America and make movies. Every girl loves him to death and would love to fuck him, yet he is old enough to be their father. He can't make movies for shit either.
Johnny Depp is a fucking moron. Go back to France and talk shit on your own country you shitbag. Die while your at it too.
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the hottest guy. ever.
he is *sexy*
and an amazing actor.
allllll other guys should be jealous of him.
My friend's mom grew up with Johnny Depp
random guy: man, i wish i was johnny depp
random girl: yeah, then maybe i'd like you
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God's gift to the world. Was voted sexiest man alive two years running. Has been known to talk openly about his support of the legalization of marijuana. As close as you can get to being perfect.
Straight guy: whoah who's that?
Girl: Johnny depp!
Previously straight gay man: I would tap that!
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An actor who makes good movies, but is a bad overall person off screen.
Quote From Johnny Depp "America is a broken Tool"
Even though he is rich from America, and Americans buy and go see his movies.
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The only actor Tim Burton seems to have heard of.
Tim Burton: "Hmmm, I'm casting for a new film, now what actors are there...ah Johnny Depp yes of course!"
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