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Barry Johnson

A euphemism that can be used in the place of Blow Job.

Did Clayton tell you? His girlfriend finally gave him a Barry Johnson.

by JM Shade August 25, 2008

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buck johnson

The act of coming out of the bathroom completely nude with an erection.

Colleen was flabbergasted when Alex pulled a buck johnson and returned from the bathroom completely nude with a stiffy

by Seddy Mazel July 2, 2018


Boris Johnson

National embarrassment.

That Nigel Farage is a complete Boris Johnson.

by SDC65 September 12, 2021

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Boris Johnson

The last bastion of white male privilege and a national embarrassment.

Boris Johnson: Tally ho chaps and damn his eyes to Putney Bridge! Buller buller buller!!!!
Foreign tourist: What's he talking about? I didn't understand a word he said.
British citizen: That's Boris Johnson, he's our Prime Minister and I'm so ashamed, I want to emigrate.

by Minderbinder November 20, 2020

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Boris Johnson

A foolish dickhead that looks like an Aldi version of Donald Trump.

Boris Johnson is a chaotic little shit.

by Faerii July 14, 2021

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Stevie Johnson

1. Explosive, talented young receiver on the Buffalo Bills. One of the most underrated players in the league, 80+ rec 1000+ rec yds & 10 TD's.

2. Also defined as gettin yours and gettin it in when you have to get your grind on and work for it. Has a rap song named after him written by cousin bay area rapper Ya Boy.

"I'm about my Bills like Stevie Johnson, call my woman throw her back like a quarter option, money on my mind money on my conscious, I'm all about my Bills, I'm on my Stevie Johnson.

by Stevie Johnson May 13, 2011

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Vann Johnson

An incredibly bad ass awesome son of a bitch mother fucker. If anyone knows a Vann, consider yourself touched by the very hand of God himself.

Hey I met a Vann Johnson yesterday!" "You lucky son of a bitch!

by TheOnlyAvester August 24, 2010