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The first vegetable North Korea has produced in 69 years.
Bruh #1: Bruh, my poops are like clay.
Bruh #2: Bruh, you need to eat a Kim Jong Un.
Bruh #3 whomst nobody likes: Bruhs, I hear that’s really fatty and bad for the world.
The Supreme Ruler and one who must not be argued with
My mum is such a Kim Jong Mum, she's well into this forced labour and lack of food thing lately.
This is said to be the true form of Kim Jong Un, though none have yet seen it. According to the mythical ancient texts, referred to as the Communist Manifesto by the common people, this form will be acieved only when South Korea is reintegrated with True Korea. It is only then when Lord Kim-senpai will reveal himself to be the second coming of Christ.
"Y-yes! At last Slim Jong Un has awakened from his eternal slumber! Praise be to the lord!"
BEST WINKER
Actor/model
So kind and attractive I cannot
Omg is that Lee Jong Suk?!
Lee Jong Suk solos your faves
A fat, evil couch potato who brainwashed his citizens with propaganda and executes anyone who opposes him. Kim Jong Un sends people to labour camps and does not feed them and if someone commits a serious crime, he sends their entire bloodline with them to prison. A crime in his country is watching Netflix and wearing jeans.
Kim Jong Un is so evil, I feel sorry for North Koreans.
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A very Obese and unintelligent dictator who can’t get over the fact that he has a very small Willie
“Kim Jong un is a small DICtator”
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Some North Korean crackhead who liked nukes and the military (but he's a dictator)
Kim Jong un also mistakes lunch for launch
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