This guy is the best and he loves pudding. He has the biggest dick and is very funny and sporty. Most of them has a black friend named Shathanan.
Joris is cool.
Joris is a special type of Soy boy. He is does something great but likes to shove it in your face at all times.
O man, don't be such a Joris. Nobody cares
A huge cock, both personality- and cock-wise.
Joris, such a ginormous cock.
A guy that drinks a whole bottle of wine in 5 seconds
"Wait where has the wine gone?!"
"Yeah a Joris was just here..."
Beautiful you will probably scream his name every night in bed.
Joris is beautiful.
Joris is a true friend. He would even wipe your ass if needed. Even without paper. You can count on him, always. Business on top, party on the bottom. Hard on the outside, soft on the inside.
Me: 'Joris, how are you?'
Joris: 'I am like the boom boom pow'
Joris, how are you?