Rural Dictionary

Hit The JO

Originally an American term originating from jameslikecoulter in Los Angeles meaning to "jack-off". Recently the term has been shipped over to Britain and is a growing British term.

"Hey, Hannah smiled at me today."

"Woah, get in there!"

"Nope, turns out I woke up to a penis drawn on my sharpie. Hit the JO instead."

by Shill November 7, 2012

Jo-Ann is a person who has good taste in music. She is super hot and friendly. She is the social butterfly out of your group of friends. She always has your back no matter what. Sometimes, a Jo-Ann will feel lonely, but she'll get over it quick. Jo-Ann will do anything for her friends. If you are friends with a Jo-Ann you are a lucky person. You can always rely on her. Jo-Ann is one of the people you know will always be your friend. She is thoughtful, generous, smart, and gorgeous. She has a beautiful smile, and a banging body. Jo-Ann is a generally happy person, causing everyone to be cheerful around her.

friendly music hot social lonely quick jo-ann

by iwastesomuchtimelikereally May 28, 2013

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Amy Jo

A individual at Ft Hood that thinks she’s a expert on every matter and will give you information regardless of it being wrong. She won’t accept she’s wrong however and when you get into it with her out of the blue poof! You are blocked! Never listen to Amy Jo.

I don’t know ask Amy Jo.

by Mrs Shenanigans March 28, 2019

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Jo Joy

A beast of cave dwelling nature. Her hatred for everything, despite her perfection, infuriates 'the Long One' and causes her to smash the Jo Joy specimen with the swivelly chair of the study room.
She is often found in dark corners, muttering and rocking but can be coaxed into some basic forms of social interaction by offering gifts of mars bars and cheesy Doritos.

-I'm so shit at everything, despite being so beautiful, intelligent and popular. I hate everyone.
- Someone's being a Jo Joy...

by TheLongOne November 9, 2011