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1. To fuck something up. 2. To be obviously wrong. 3. The act of ruining someones lifetime goals
Calling a baserunner safe at first base with 2 outs in the top of the ninth inning when a pitcher is throwing a perfect game. Gallaraga, the pitcher, got Jim Joyced.
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Joyce is a crazy mom who mAkEs EvErY tHiNg SoUnD lIKe ThE eNd Of ThE gOd DaMn WoRlD
Joyce Byers-
season 1: where is my son?!
season 2: what is wrong with my boy?!
season 3: why are my magnets falling of my damn fridge?!
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A very good umpire, unlike most umpires nowadays. He made ONE ACCIDENTAL CALL at first base, which could have given Armando Galarraga a perfect game. As a result, brainless Detroit Tigers fans start making up slanderous lies about Joyce, and some of them want him lynched. Cuckoo...
He even apologized for making a MISTAKE. WE'RE HUMANS, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES FROM TIME TO TIME. Even Armando knew that he made a mistake. It doesn't matter though: Armando still got the perfect game, even if it doesn't say so in the books.
Tigers fan: MAN FUCK JIM JOYCE I WANT HIM LYNCHED!!!!!! LYNCHED!!!!!!!!
Me: Calm down, you fucking brainless retard. He made a damn mistake, for Christ's sake. Give him a break...
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A fat fuck how has no life and bullies and rapes kid for the CURRAHE way.
Coach Joyce gets his bear claws and rapes me
A name commonly given for women whose life is driven by passion and defined by everything she love. She is strong-willed, compassionate, and her heart is pure but she can be most of the time— a walking contradictions.
Karen Joyce enjoys solitude more than anything else in this world.
shoplifter; also see alcoholic.
1. tim joyce got arrested for shoplifting.
2. the town alcoholic is tim joyce.
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A girl who dances like a crazy bitch in Asda. Also appreciates black men. resembles a potatoe.
"Hey, look that that potatoe dancing with that black man, such a Celina Joyce thing to do" (said while in asda)
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