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Sar tan se juda literally means 'separation of head from body'. it is used by islamists in India mainly to attack those who allegedly insult Prophet Muhammad. It is mostly used in combination with 'Gustakh-e-nabi ki ek saza' meaning beheading is the only punishment for those who insult Muhammad
A muslim mob protesting supposedly blasphemous remarks said "Gustakh-e-rasool ki hi saza Sar tan se juda"
Prior to ejaculating from behind you stop and finish in your hand but make her think you finished in her. As she turns around slap her with it.
"She said she wanted kids, but I gave her a Judas Jack Cumslap."
While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.
The sexual fluids released by a female who social standing with the church will never know about her "just the tip" experiences
Her judas juices flowed like the mighty Mississippi, everyone in the church knew that purity ring was just another lie. She had traded her purity for "just the tip."
When your peoples leave you for dead in the water, just flopping around like a dead fish immiment
Damn you water-Judas, you left me out like a dead fish waiting to be put back in the bowl
The act of purposely cumming in your partner’s mouth despite them asking for a warning. Bonus points for shouting Jesus Christ at the moment of climax
I asked the prick to let me know he was about to finish, but he just nutted without warning and whilst blaspheming. It’s the Judas ejaculate. There won’t be a second date.
a gay man who betrays you, like judas did to jesus
*sees your gay friend rolling around in money when he told you he was broke*
"gay judas!"