Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.
My boyfriend gave me an Albanian Juicer last night and I ended up in the hospital.
Someone who takes advantage of free chargers for their electric vehicle
Did you see they added chargers at the employee garage? I’m a free juicer baby!
When you commit to being vegan and insert a carrot into your juice loosener.
Jess and Lisa love carrots and practice safety while operating the carrot juicer.
A Doom Eternal gamer god. Someone who has become so good at playing Doom Eternal, that the word "pro gamer" isn't nearly enough.
Also a really good machine that can create juice.
"HeyKyle is just a true Super Juicer in Battlemode".
The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.
*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*
Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
Noun colloquial ~ A person or individual who like the appliance (A juicer) spews forth and unending barrage of pulp consisting of useless, mind boggling excrement sufficient enough to render the recipient/victim unconscious.
Primary use - Insult " You f**king Poo Juicer! ".
In conversation - " He was a right f**king Poo Juicer ".
Statement /declaration - " I'm a f**king Poo Juicer ".
A person who often use the restroom to drop a deuce.
Sam: That girl goes to the bathroom every other minute!
Brad: She must be a jolly juicer!