juicy orbs

n.
A pair of especially exquisite large breasts, firm and ample.

Sorry son, can't talk now, I'm feeling your mother's juicy orbs!

Juicy beat

to express ones good experience after intimacy or masturbation.

"Damn... she was a juicy beat"
Or
"wow ... that was a juicy beat"

Juicy Fuckbag

Someone who is a complete and utter failure and asshole.

Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.

Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

Juicy seagull

When you fully submerge yourself into the ocean and run onto the sand and role in it covering yourself with sand. Then you run around stealing peoples food.

Dylan- I’m so hungry do you want to juicy seagull with me
Natasha- sure

Juicy J

American songwriter often described as the Shakespeare of the streets. Not to be confused with pop star and prostitute Jesse J.

Actually has an Oscar.

Black guy 1: Man, when Juicy J getting his Nobel Prize?
Black guy 2: Ohh word - Remember when he started a verse with "All I need is one more skank, dirty pussy, suck my dick?"

Black guy 1: Shit changed my life. I got my life motto from a Juicy song: "It ain't a strip club if they ain't showing pussy."

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Juicy Johnny

When a girl takes a shit on a guy, while he pisses into her mouth.

Oh man, Anthony really gave Stephanie a Juicy Johnny!

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Juicy Jew

A unique alcoholic beverage consisting of 6 ounces of regular Hawaiian Punch, 1.5 ounces of Bacardi (clear) and a splash of lemon juice.

Judas F-ing Priest, this Juicy Jew is fan-freaking-tastic!

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