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Junk pile

When you're wearing coveralls and they ride up causing a huge bulge with your cock an balls. Usually when reaching up high or while in a confined space and your knees are in your chest.

Hulse's balls were all up in my face as she was working. I screamed get ur junk pile out my face bitch!

I was stuck in this hole and my buddy yelled, "nice junk pile bro." It was right in his face!

by FoxO'clock April 18, 2010


junk monkey

'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.

Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.

by George Fricke October 25, 2006

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junk rug

A pubic toupee. Merkin.

I got crabs and had to shave my pubes off , so I bought a junk rug to wear until my hair grew back.

by CMO_42 October 20, 2017


jank junk

jank- a person with no moral compass. A tool.- something you use to do a crime with. Someone you use for sex. Junk Someone you wouldn't take home to meet the grandparents. A dump truck. Someone that's going no where in life.

Oh' hi nice to meet you jank junk.

by kEwL BrEeZe March 3, 2015


Junk Fuck

Person with a crappy truck hauling junk/trash. Beware of following to close, you may get hit with burger wrappers or beer cans.

Get the hell out of my way you slow ass Junk Fuck!

by Kiss my ass Reese Puffs July 8, 2019

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skunk junk

Foul-smelling genitals. Usually used by females referring to a male's genitals, but is becoming increasingly popular for males to refer to a foul-smelling vagina as "skunk junk."

"I went down on Rob and he had the worst case of skunk junk I have ever had the displeasure of encountering!" exclaimed Joyce.

"Kristen told be I had skunk junk, so now I lather up my cock and balls with soap on a daily basis!"

"If Bob wants his evening blow job, he'll have to take care of that chronic case of skunk junk ASAP!"

by WordWally June 19, 2009


Junk Press

The act of a man pressing his genitalia on any part of a woman in a social setting. This is done in an effort to arouse the female and will hopefully lead to obtaining a phone number or a hook-up.

I was at the bar with my girlfriends last night and this fugly guy kept junk pressing me. It was nasty.

by Tim, on behalf of Q100 January 21, 2009