Jurassic Park x1 x2 x3 x4 x5
refers to the comparission of small through large burps to t-rex screams in jurassic parks movies.
1 being a small burp
through to 5 a huge disgusting lengthy burp
"Burp"
"meh jurasic park 1"
"BUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"oHHHH thats like a jurassic park fiivvee"
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The other white meat. Lots of it.
Since when do pigs have claws? Besides, a roast weighing 1400 pounds has gotta be jurassic pork.
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i fucking hate Jurassic world: Dominion
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When a man is having inteexourse with a woman he pounds her so hard that she thinks Steven Speilbergs whole arm is pumping her stinkbox
Yo my nigga I Jurassic smashed dat hoe last night after the club
Female anatomy that is ancient, very dangerous and has a cryptic history.
You've got a better chance rowing through the Bermuda triangle than risking your life in that Jurassic vagina.
"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"
"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."
A Jurassic Park-themed, choose-your-own-adventure game made by Telltale Games and set after the events of the movie. It's technically non-canon, and is known in the community for having really dumb moments, and a questionable artstyle.
Idiot: "Jurassic Park The Game is the best Jurassic Park Game!"
Everyone else: "No."