jurassic park 1-5x

Jurassic Park x1 x2 x3 x4 x5
refers to the comparission of small through large burps to t-rex screams in jurassic parks movies.

1 being a small burp
through to 5 a huge disgusting lengthy burp

"Burp"
"meh jurasic park 1"

"BUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"oHHHH thats like a jurassic park fiivvee"

9👍 4👎

jurassic pork

The other white meat. Lots of it.

Since when do pigs have claws? Besides, a roast weighing 1400 pounds has gotta be jurassic pork.

1👍 26👎

Jurassic world: Dominion

Overhyped pile of garbage

i fucking hate Jurassic world: Dominion

2👍 15👎

Jurassic Smash

When a man is having inteexourse with a woman he pounds her so hard that she thinks Steven Speilbergs whole arm is pumping her stinkbox

Yo my nigga I Jurassic smashed dat hoe last night after the club

Jurassic vagina

Female anatomy that is ancient, very dangerous and has a cryptic history.

You've got a better chance rowing through the Bermuda triangle than risking your life in that Jurassic vagina.

Jurassic Flappers

A cat's wings, simply put.

"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"

"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."

Jurassic Park The Game

A Jurassic Park-themed, choose-your-own-adventure game made by Telltale Games and set after the events of the movie. It's technically non-canon, and is known in the community for having really dumb moments, and a questionable artstyle.

Idiot: "Jurassic Park The Game is the best Jurassic Park Game!"
Everyone else: "No."