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Kristen Stewart

A ridiculously overrated young actress, who seems to get away with playing all of her characters the exact same way: dull, boring and lifeless.

Also a frequent pot smoker.

"Hey, did you see Twilight?"

"Yea, it was okay. But Kristen Stewart didn't really play Bella. She just played herself......again."

"Yea, I noticed that too. She acted the exact same way that she did in all of her other movies.........."

by OperaPhantomchick9 August 4, 2009

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Kristen Mcatee

She is supposedly with Liza Koshy. also she is known for being the only person in the vlog squad with maturity and common sense and not to mention fashion sense. She also likes to mention that she feels weird

Have you seen Kristen Mcatee and Liza Koshy's new pic? Bro, her oufit was fire in that pic!

by mynamenotjet December 13, 2018

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Kristen Stewart

Sadly, a rising star in these dark times for choosing terrible new actors. In all of her movies she either acts as a spoiled brat that you want to punch in the face, or some weird emo chick that you still want to punch in the face. She can easily ruin a movie when having a lead role.

Thank god Kristen Stewart had a very minor role in Into the Wild, I was ready to turn the movie off in response to her poser emo act.

by adudeplayinadude January 16, 2009

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Kristen Stewart

1) Plays Bella Swan in the Twilight movies

2) to stutter, gag, not make direct eye contact when speaking to someone, and otherwise lack public speaking skills

When he asked me if I would go out with him, I pulled a Kristen Stewart and all I could say was "w-w-w-umm-well-uh-wwell-uh-umm yeah!!"

by redconverse96 August 22, 2009

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Kristen Brewer

The most stunningly beautiful person you will ever meet. It's not just her beauty on the outside that will make you fall in love with her it is her amazing personality unlike anyone she is always kind, caring and and has the funniest sense of humour that anyone could fall in love with. If you are lucky enough to have someone like Kristen Brewer in your life you are the luckiest person in the solar system.

Guy1: hey bro I'm falling in love with Kristen Brewer
Guy2: damn bro your lucky I think she likes you

by Jus'_a_lover August 17, 2018


Kristen Lee

The most amazing person that will ever be in your life, she's the person that you'll be in love with your whole life.

My life will be miserable without Kristen Lee

by ใ‚ธใƒงใ‚ธใƒงใฎๅฅ‡ๅฆ™ใชๅ†’้™บ February 9, 2023


Kristen Stewart

The most boring and over-rated actress on the face of the planet. Pretty much talks in complete monotone except for when she's screaming, in which case she sounds like a dying cat. Some people say she's really pretty, while others say she's really pale and has buck teeth. Also a pot-head. She plays the character of Bella "Sue" Swan of Twilight perfectly, mostly because Bella Swan is a character that lacks a personality as well.

Mindless fan girl: Did you see Kristen Stewart in Twilight? Isn't she just so pretty and talented?
Me: What the hell are you talking about? She's a horrible actress, and a pot-head.

Mindless fan girl: OMG! UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE GETS TO KISS EDWARD!!!111!
Me: Why the hell would I be jealous of her? Edward's a jerk, and he's ugly. I'd rather bathe in a pool of shit than kiss him.

by The-Alternative-To-Idiocy February 18, 2010

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