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1. Hindi for Mother Kali, the Hindu Goddess of Time and Change.
2. An alias of Apocalypse, the immortal mutant warlord found in Marvel Comics.
3. The effect that an Indian ex-wife has on your credit after co-signing on a car with her. Also the effect on your heart when she leaves you. A reference to the famous scene in "Indiana Jones And The Temple of Doom" where Mola Ram tears out a man's heart.
1. Devotees of Kali also refer to her as "Kali-Ma".
2. During "The Fall of the Mutants" storyline Apocalypse revealed he was in fact thousands of years old and he has been worshiped as numerous entities, including Set and Kali-Ma.
3. Man 1: "Did you hear what happened to Steve?"
Man 2: "Nah man what?"
Man 1: His wife Shivanni left him awhile back, took the car and hasn't paid on it."
Man 2: "Nigga! Steve got Kali-Ma'd!"
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A Dirty Kali is when you fuck a chick in the ocean and with your dick deep inside her anus, you ride her like a boogie board all the way into the shore. Once you reach the shore you pull out and scream "Kali-bunga Dude!" As you finish on her face. The girl must lick up every spec of the cum or be cursed with crabs the rest of her life.
My friend fake drowned at the beach so the hot lifeguard would go and save him. On their way back in, dude was giving her a Dirty Kali. Thank God she licked up all the cum, ain't nobody want crabs from the beach.
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A platinum 3 who thinks he/she is so good, and they are just 9 mmr off gold 1 in r6. Whenever they get a kill they scream their head off.
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Negative articles, misconceptions and rumors about Sayoc Kali were spread out by anonymous individuals in various sites. Often behind the scenes where there is no Sayoc rep to correct the inaccuracies. Here are the facts, Tuhon Chris Sayoc trained in PTK, a mere three years and has since trained with other masters of FMAs like Cacoy Canete of Doce Pares who he regards as the FMA instructor who influenced him the most.
Through the next 30 years, the Sayocs have evolved their training with first hand experience working in Security and the law enforcement field. It is quite an attestment to Tuhon Chris Sayoc's skill level that even today people still lay claim to his achievements many years later. Most importantly, Tuhon Sayoc has learned from the past that martial arts goes beyond the memorization of drills, he considers all the life lessons passed down through every generation of his family as essential components of Sayoc Kali. The mere repetitions of movements and patterns are but a small part of Sayoc Kali's popularity. Sayoc Kali is about the ancient principles of the preservation of the tribe. Sayoc Kali treats its members with utmost respect and as part of a strong united family. It is an ever growing organization with a solid ranking system. All the top instructors have been with Sayoc Kali for more than ten years, some twenty or more. It is regarded by many as a highly evolved Filipino Martial Art. Now Sayoc Kali has become the leading trainer for US military knife combatives.
On "All Blade, All the Time": SAYOC - SILAK (formerly the Sayoc Fighting System) is the complete curriculum including stick, whip, empty hand, etc. for those who may have confused the two. That has always been stated openly.
There's even two separate websites.
"All blade..." is not a literal saying. It is a mental note that at ANY point in time of an attack a blade can be introduced by you or the attacker. So many drills or techniques get complacent and the teaching gets watered down when it does not address this crucial factor.
On price: People pay thousands of dollars to go to the dentist, but believe that instruction that could mean life or death is overpriced. That says a lot about what they think their own knowledge, skill level and most importantly their life or their loved one's lives are worth.
Sayoc Kali is a highly evolved Filipino martial art.
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Kali Ama is a Nepali word that often gets used by people all over the world and beyond the world.
Kali ama is amazing. Often known by the name AYUSH. There is not much info on Kali ama on the world wide web, to find more info you have to travel much further than that.
Just some info on the current Kali Ama.
He was born 777 years after the Kali Ama world was ressurected after originally being destroyed by an unknown force
From TV Programme Kali Ama Ressurected and
The Mystery of Kali Ama.
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Exclusive Weed that has been grown in Kalrath a german metropole. It's said to be the best weed you can get in Germany.
Man that kali weed made me watch Naruto all night.
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