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The act of finger banging a women while she’s on the toilet taking a shit. You could also jerk off a dude while he's taking a dump and it would be considered same act.
Last night my women was over, she let me take her on a “trip to Kansas” WHAT A MESS!!!
A euphemism used by medical staff to refer to a patient admitted for prolonged erection as a result of over dosing on Viagra. The term is derived from the fact that one of the first celebrity endorsers of the drug was a Senator from Kansas named Dole. A synonym is "purple paw paw."
We have a Kansas banana in exam room three and ice packs aren't working so I think we'll have to install a shunt to drain it.
When your getting a blowjob on a rather windy day, you finish into the wind and your girl catches it in her mouth
My girl is pretty talented she was able to pull off a Kansas Blowdryer yesterday.
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What the state of Kansas is known for. Ironically, most of it is in Missouri.
kid: daddy are we in kansas city yet?
father: no son, we have to go through missouri first
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Arkansas. It is the exact oppostie of Kansas, a land of pure evil. The people of Kansas plan to enslave earth. That's why Bizarro-Kansas, or Arkansas, was created. The Arkansans live their lives to balance out all the wrong doings that Kansas does. In 2032, the Arkansas and the Kansans will finally get into a war. If the Kansans win, Earth will be enslaved in darkness. If Arkansas wins, world peace will come. In this war, every state will be conquered by either Kansas or Arkansas. Eventually, the states will begin conquering countries.
Every dark event that has happened in history, Kansas is responsible for. Arkansas undid most of these evil deeds.
The reason why it is pronounced Are-Kan-saw is so the U.S. citizens won't get suspicious.
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the new era of thug life is originating from kansas city MO
"Yo you heard dat kansas city shit"
"man dat shit is tight"
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The act of when having the runs and shitting all over your partner's back when she not looking. It runs down there back into a bucket. When your done, your partner dumps the bucket on your chest.
Did you hear about johnny doin the kansas bucketshot on that hoe?
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