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An ultra-basic, insipid, obnoxious bottom (usually has a swampy ass as well).
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over these Kansas City Faggots”
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A Kansas city shuffle is the action of taking one's identity and getting rid of that person who now has your identity. So basically your old identity is dead and there is a body to prove it, but you continue living your life as someone else.
You owe bad people money. You take someone else's identity and live a new life by moving elsewhere. You kill the other guy and leave the corpse in your own appartement a bit disfigured with your own IDs. Everyone will believe you got killed and your own identity stops here.
thats a kansas city shuffle!
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1. (Adj) The art of playing baseball while acting like a complete douche bag. Often shortened and used as "acting like a Royal."
2. The act of flexing your muscles and or touching your forearms after hitting a broken bat single or bullshit infield single.
3. Being a pitch runner that talks so much crap that you think your an NFL corner back.
4. Scoring a run off of 2 infield hits.
5. Generally sucking for 231 years, getting lucky for two weeks, then talking trash like you actually matter.
6. Being a fat ass with BBQ stains on your shirt
1. You play softball like a Kansas City Royal.
2. "I promise to poke my own eyes out if I have to watch Eric Hosmer act like a Royal on first base."
3. Quit acting like a royal! You can't hit and you talk crap like you Richard Sherman.
4. Somehow, by the luck of George Brett, you scored a run off of 2 infield hits. Stop talking crap.
5. The Kansas City Royals are just acting like the pathetic children we knew they were.
6. Hey Royal! Change your shirt you slob. Andy Reid would be ashamed of your slovenly appearance.
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The process of cumming so hard in one's mouth, that it comes out of their nose
I just gave her a Kansas City Creampie, it was intense.
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Anal Intercourse; A person shits on another person's penis. They then pull out and stick it in the person's mouth. mmmmmm! Bitch! Barbeque Sauce!
I gave your girl a Kansas City Masterpiece!
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Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.
Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?
The act of eating bbq for lunch and spend the rest of the day drinking and watching sports.
Dave - "How was your weekend?"
Matt - "Great... Had a Kansas City wet dream on Saturday."
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