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Someone who insists they’re the best at Mario kart (despite sucking) when the popular Nintendo game is brought up in any conversation
Person 1: You wanna play Mario Kart?
Person 2: Yeah man I’m the best at Mario kart
Person 1: looks like another case of Mario Kart syndrome
Similar to Mario Karted, where you go from first or second to a bottom spot in a stupid way. Based off the voice clip from Mario Kart 64.
Person 1: *gets knocked from first to last by a Blue Shell and an army of reds* FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Person 2: Welcome to Mario Kart!
Hey homo, do you want to go to the go kart race and get fucked in the ass?
Yeah bro, I’ll bring the Costco sized lube.
When a gay guy grabs onto your genitals and you are so startled you stumble backwards into a “southern kart wheel”
“Dude, that homo just made me do a southern southern kart wheel ! “
Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals
Expression used to show surprise or disgust, possibly even disbelief. Originally hailing from the more frequented term 'Christ on a bicycle.' Now however has been scientifically proven that god mastered the art of wheel turning from a go-kart his bad fiddling uncle Tommy gave him.
Have you heard, Moreen is becoming a man? What you mean Moreen from accounting, God on a go-kart!
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Little Timmy: this isn’t online what??
Some gay Nintendo news thing: MARIO IS PAYED FOR
bob: GOD FRICK ITS PAY TO WIN IM PISSED
Jake: Mario kart tour is such a disappointment
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (stylized as MARIOKART 8 DELUXE and abbreviated to MK8DX) is a Mario Kart racing game exclusive to the Nintendo Switch. It is the enhanced port (or reboot) version of Mario Kart 8 and was released worldwide on April 28, 2017. It was released in South Korea on December 15, due to the Nintendo Switch being released on December 1 there.
Brayden: Can you play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with me please?
Baby Peach: Alright.
Baby Daisy: I love playing with you.
Baby Rosalina: Of course you can any time.
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