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A sad sad man who will be 50 still living in his parents house fucking blow up dolls to satisfy him 2mm small penis. He will never get a girl friend but tries his hardest which is what matters most.
I saw Kayden C bum fucking some 9 year old and i almost felt bad
A movement created in order to combat the rise of Kaydenism; the belief/resistance to the ways of the tyrannical religion of Kaydenism.
"Do you follow Kaydenism?"
"No I believe in Anti-Kaydenism"
"Oh so you're cool? Good to know, screw Kaydenism!"
Is Ed Sheehan’s little brother cousins with Ron Weasley in his spare time he protects his pot of gold
Nate : Yo it’s a leprechaun
Jack : Nah that’s just Kayden Draxler
Kayden-dick is a medical issue that causes the human penis to bend severely to one side or another. For the genitalia to have Kayden-dick the bend must be at least a 45 degree angle if not more. Such a condition can be caused by the penis braking during sexual inter course, or accident. Vary rarely you will see Kayden-dick occur without such trauma to the member.
“Did you hear Timothy got hit in the balls by a baseball. Rumors says he has a bad case of Kayden-dick and might need surgery to fix it.”
she has the worst eyebrows ever, they look like a dead cat, she has the ugliest face in the whole world, her hair is a rat nest and she should probably be wash her face cause ew. her personality is like no one else, a horrible ugly bitch who thinks everyone likes her but really everyone hates her stupid ass.
a girl who desperately wants a child and will fuck any man do have her crotch goblins
Stop acting like a dirty kayden we are only kids!