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A firefighter that masterbates excessively until the tip of his penis turns bright red causing it to bleed profusely. Usually occurs after a fire conference or a high rise fire alarm. The KD will then spend the rest of the month talking about “what if” scenarios and have excessive, almost appropriate, hero fantasies. A KD has more than three fire stickers in his truck window. The KD usually knows he is a KD. The KD incorporates the word ‘brother’ in every sentence. The typical KD owns a set of irons aka tools.
Mike Johnson is such a fuckin’ Ketchup Dick.
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The liquid that collects inside a ketchup bottle if it has been left alone for a long period of time.
I forgot to shake the bottle and now I have ketchup pee on my sandwich.
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Thin, yellowish, disgusting liquid that exits the Ketchup bottle before the actual thick ketchup gets out.
Shake your ketchup bottle before putting it in your fries to avoid the Ketchup Drool !
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Verb. Refers the action slapping the thumb-side of one's clenched fist into the open palm of one's other hand, mimicking the action of attempting to extract ketchup that is stuck within a glass bottle. This action produces a slapping sound that is meant to imitate the sound produced by the contact of flesh between two people committing vigorous sexual intercourse or similar act. In more rare cases it can refer to solo masturbation.
Example 1.)
Person 1: Where did Dan and Molly go?
Person 2: I don't know (makes ketchup bottle motion).
Example 2.)
Person 1: Where did Dan and Molly go?
Person 2: I don't know, ketchup bottle (motion may or may not be made while saying this).
Example 3) (masturbation)
Person 1: Where did Dan go?
Person 2: I don't know, (insert text from examples 1 or 2)
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this is the definition of a racist person. putting ketchup on tacos is indeed racist.
Person 1: hey we're having tacos tonight, put the ketchup on the table.
Person 2: NO! I'm not racist! I would never put ketchup on tacos!
Usually when a girl is on her Period to make it funnier they’ll refer to a Ketchup Bottle.
Female 1: I’m a ketchup bottle😭
Male 1: I’ll help you feel better💙
Clam ketchup is what is left on your balls, cock and possibly face after having sex with a vagina that is menstruating.
Paul was banging his boss last night and after having banged her he went to the bathroom to take a leak and almost tossed his dinner because he had clam ketchup all over his cock and face!