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She laughs till the point she can’t breathe and sounds exactly like a kettle
Jeez she’s such a cathrina kettle
Something some kid said in a pool in lanzarote
Little kid:im in a kettle!
a sex kettle is a person who always has really hot sex regardless of who it is with, boiling some might say
"i took this bird up the road the other night and she was a proper sex kettle" meaning that the girl said individual had sex with made the sex really hot
When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.
Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!
Where you place your balls in someone's mouth and then urinate into their eyes.
The other day, my roommate slept for 16 hours so I tea kettled his ass.
To prepare for sexual intercourse.
"I just spent my entire work shift looking at pictures of Tom Cruise as Stacey Jaxx...put the kettle on, honey."
to have enough time (i.e. for a chat)
A: How's your date from last week?
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!