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She laughs till the point she can’t breathe and sounds exactly like a kettle
Jeez she’s such a cathrina kettle
Something some kid said in a pool in lanzarote
Little kid:im in a kettle!
a sex kettle is a person who always has really hot sex regardless of who it is with, boiling some might say
"i took this bird up the road the other night and she was a proper sex kettle" meaning that the girl said individual had sex with made the sex really hot
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When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.
Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!
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Where you place your balls in someone's mouth and then urinate into their eyes.
The other day, my roommate slept for 16 hours so I tea kettled his ass.
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To prepare for sexual intercourse.
"I just spent my entire work shift looking at pictures of Tom Cruise as Stacey Jaxx...put the kettle on, honey."
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to have enough time (i.e. for a chat)
A: How's your date from last week?
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!
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