The act of getting two women to press their breasts together around the head of your penis, draping down the shaft like a kilt. Upgrades to a Golden Milk Kilt if the two women are your wife and sister-in-law.
Bro, I had a threesome the other night with these two baddies, and got them to give me a Milk Kilt!!!
The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.
"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."
A “Well Hung” man in a kilt (Large Junk)
Well he’s definitely a kilted kangaroo from what I have heard
dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy
Man, that dude's got kilt hair!
p-p... p-p-p... plaid?!
*proceeds to act like a chicken*
Squidward: what do you think of Mr.Krab's new plaid kilt
The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.
Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.
Noun: The part of a plaid flannel shirt that hangs below a zipped leather jacket, from Delco Pennsylvania
Rick is rocking one hell of a Clifton-Kilt, God is he white-trash