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A grown man who still lives with his mommy and the only way he can get a woman is to pay for it
A simpin man who never had Alabama white sauce from a woman
Man that dude 🎬 like a Kimmie
she is an amazing person. that well always cheer you up,and you can not stay mad at her at all. SHE IS NOT A BASIC WHITE GIRL
person_I AM MAD AT YOU
kimmie_haha you can’t be mad.
person_haha i am not anymore
To magically injure oneself fairly badly, when it shouldn’t have been possible. As if you are an accident magnet.
I pulled a Kimmie. I cut myself holding a book. I concussed myself with my freezer door. I triped up stairs and sprained my knee.
A cinematic masterpiece from the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen. Most notably remembered for the oscar nominated performance given by its namesake Kimmy Granger. An excellent character study of the dionysus archetype that will surely be enjoyed for generations to cum.
Guy 1: Did you see that new Marvel movie? Shit was fucking cheeks
Guy 2: Dude its time you watched some real cinema, Kimmy Granger Likes it Rough is where its at
Guy 1 (after watching the movie): Holy shit, I can never look at life the same way again
When you have diarrhea a lot, Like way more than the normal person could have it.
Thanks to that Mickey-D yesterday, I had Kimmy-K all day long
Synonymous with an old, old leather boot from the confederation era
This old boot I just dug out of the ground looks like Kimmie Morrell