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A knee Job is when you wake up at two in the morning and your old lady has jammed her Knee into your C&B's and is rubbin' like she either wants to bust 'em off or make you spurt a load on her leg. Generally best when she's wearing hosiery of some kind.
My wife woke me up with a fantastic Knee Job and I made a mess on her shin.
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When you give a girl an orgasm and she gets up, for example: to get a glass of water and she is wobbly at the knees.
John railed his girlfriend so hard and her orgasm was so great, that when she got up to clean herself off she walked with pudding knees.
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Just another way of saying the word “Niggers” except you can’t really get in trouble for it, you can make up an excuse like the one below
White Guy: “Yeah, I just really hate all the niggers coming in”
Black Guy: “YO WHAT THE FUCK, SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN”
White Guy: “CHILL, I was just talking about the metal cogs my sister uses ever since she broke her knee, or as I call them, knee gears, anyway, they take up too much space around the house”
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excellent - the highest quality.
Bees carry pollen back to the hive in sacks on their legs. It is tempting to explain this phrase as alluding to the concentrated goodness to be found around the bee's knee.
Alison: Swanson, I think you're wonderful.
Swanson: Well, Alison, I think you're the bees knees.
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The pants you are wearing are the bee's knees.
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a kind of sex position specifically DOG STYLE (laying on your hands and knees)
Hands and knees for two days straight
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A phenomenon that occurs when you're stopped in your tracks or cease to do something that you used to: popularised in today's culture by Skyrim with the famous phrase "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee." iterated by guards that pop up in the game. Since Skyrim's release it has found popular use around the interweb, having been parodied thousands of times in youtube videos and comments it has become a meme. The phrase can be applied to any everyday situation by "I used to .... but then I took an arrow to the knee"
"I used to post definitions on urban dictionary, but then I took an arrow to the knee"
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