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What you yell before you’re helicopter goes down
Pilot: Yo I think we’re going down!
Passenger: Kobe!
When a literal garbage bag reanimates and tells you brb in five mins then comes back an hour later
"Brb just got to do something I'll be back in five mins" never comes back like the real Kobe
It is a Indian word that means dirty penis that is usually aimed at ppl living in poverty.It is used to degrade them.
Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway
You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe
When someone takes a shot at a basket ball hoop, trash can or any other circular object with a sphere. From the basket ball player Kobe Brian. Similar to YEET.
e.g. (dribbles)..."KOBE!"...(swoosh)"Yeah!"
(Dribbles with basketball up to net, throws ball yelling kobe and gets it in the net.)
Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.
Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?
Shooting an object into something and saying KOBE !
Jack said ohh Kobe when he was throwing his trash away