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Gay Useless country with no lights or running water that relies on 18th century technology for basic lighting. Their leader is so fucking clouded by his ginormous bouffant that the hairs at his hairline are literally pulling at his brain thus causing gookefying trauma. It also doesnt help that his eyes are slanted at 90 degree angles distorting his clarity. There is no real reason to gear North Korea or North GOOKDOM because any attack they would launch (regardless of what country is targeted) would only lead to their total annihilation. Has no real economy and is totally useless. Once the kimchied landmass is finally decimated, it would be better served by building Asia's largest multiplex theatre / shopping mall.
Welcome to North Korea. I CHINK I GOT GOOK IN MY EYE.
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A country in east asia, occupying the southern half of the Korean pennisula. Currently it possesses the 10th largest economy and has a population of apporoximatly 48 million people. It's capital is at Seoul which was once the capital of a unified Korea. South Korea shares a common language with North Korea aswell as bloodlines and traditional culture. Although the South Korean government is only a little more than a half century old, the Korean people, language and culture have existed for more than 4,000 years.
There have been many opinions and personal ideas of what Korea is and what it means to be Korean, and personal statements from non-Koreans on this site as to how Koreans come across to other peoples. However, there is a difference between fact and opinion.
Tong-il Mahnsae! Unified Korea!
South Korea and North Korea.
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Korea is someone who will never be forgotten once deceased She is extremely gorgeous, one of the most gorgeous people you could ever meet She is very intense, she has deep dark secrets that no one knows about, and this causes breakups with friends, loved ones, and relatives. "Korea" is very rare, and once she is heartbroken, it's hell to pay. You are very, very, very, lucky to have her in your life. She lives beyond our human world! She forgives but never forgets;)
Boy: dayummmm she's hot!!!
Boy 2: yeah that's Korea Delgado, she's not human dude, but I call dibs on that.
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starved area of the earth. better known as "jongville", "bigkimjongnorthkoreaoooyes mmmm big kim", and "north south korea". this place is led by no other than big man kim jong. kim jong un is known for fondling balls on the daily and consuming all of jongville's food.
"dad im flying to bigkimjongnorthkoreaoooyes mmmm big kim, want to come with me?"
"ok son, but you should really call it north korea"
"no"
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Lots of pretty girls. Unfortunately, the smell of kimchi (macerated cabbage with garlic they eat at all meals) kind of kills the glamour.
Koreans are in love with their cell phones. They always have it in their hand, and spend an insane amount of money on the thing. Freud would have a lot to say about that.
Really loathe Japan, and can get vociferous on the subject. On the other hand, Japan was an absolute asshole to them, so you can't really blame the Koreans for hating their guts.
Should be more grateful to the US for their military presence, because they have some scary neighbors, called the North Koreans. South Koreans can be surprisingly naive on the subject. Try avoiding any conversation on the subject, you generally end up banging your head on the wall (and no, I'm not American).
Produce some of the corniest movies and soap operas ever made. "Winter Sonata" or "The Coastguard" come to mind.
Korean drivers are scary, especially in Seoul. The bus drivers and taxis are lethal.
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN KOREA TOO LONG WHEN...
1. You are immune to the smell of "the kimchi breath."
2. You no longer come to a complete stop at the stop sign and you never, ever, yield the right-of-way.
3. People ask if you want to go by car and you respond, "No, I'm in a hurry."
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A queer country that doesn't know how to launch missiles. They just want attention, so they start launching WangDangBong 2's up in the air. "Capable of reaching the US" If it reaches the US, it'll instantly be shot down, and 10 atomic bombs will take out north & south korea. Just like the 2 that hit Japan after pearl harbor. Fuckin' right...
North Korea will end up like Japan, and have memorials for all the people that die from atomic bomb attacks. Let them keep their shit up.
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A way of describing a vagina. Used due to the split of Korea along the 38th parallel in the sense that if you have a woman facing east or west, she is also split down the middle in the same fashion.
Hey, witih you wearing that skirt, I can see your whole map of Korea there