Kung Flu

A name for covid- 19 virus that was used before Potus popularized it. Videos by many you-tubers go over lists of funny alternative names such as "boomer remover".

I don't want to get sick of the Kung Flu so no sex for you.

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Kung Fuck

A new form of martial arts practiced in the mountains of Colorado and their relatives in the eastern China mountain regions. It involves two parters who spar in birthday suits by anal, vaginal, oral, deep throat, or excessive humping, in order to cause the other parter to orgasm first before being humiliated by having male or female genital juice being sprayed all over them. Kung Fuck is also another form of sport where extreme penetrations are done, such as the fucking kick, or the jumping fucking, or the 10 foot drop into the vagina.

"damn bitch you so stupid, im gonna kung fuck you!"
"jack off pimp, ill kung fuck you harder with my slamming deep throat jab."
"negro let go"

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kung faux

Comedy television series in which classic Kung fu Movies are re-cut and re-dubbed with hip-hop speak and sound effects. The result is a parody with similarities to kung-pow, albeit with a more "street" dialogue.

Isn't faux (or fuax) french for false?

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kung fu

Part of one of the dumbest lines, from one of the dumbest movies, the matrix. Use it if you are trying to mock the fake, Hollywood "kung fu" that Keanu Reeves appears to learn. Alternate use: to mock Keanu Reeves in general.

"I know kung fu." - Neo in the Matrix

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kung fu

Best damn NES game ever created, you take on midgets, pink guys who like to hug you, and dudes in blue who through shit at you, not to mention you can kick dragons in the face. the son of a bitch boss will laugh at you if you don't beat him though.

I played Kung Fu on an emulator last night, it was fuckin sweet.

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kung jin

A gay homo from mortal kombat

Damn, kung Jin knows what a man truly wants

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Kung Pao

An expletive that a man shouts out after an amazing orgasm.

Kung Pao! Baby, that was awesome!

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