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The strange kid in the corner that looks a lot like Elvis Presley and insists he is good at sports. Although, many say he uses WAY to much hair gel.
Person: have you seen that kid that looks like Elvis?
Person 2: you mean Landon?
4👍 4👎
A perverted pig, if you let him baby-sit your child he will kill them. He is trash at fornite and is short as hell
4👍 7👎
Probably the coolest dude you know! Lowkye probably also looks like a dog.
Person 1 : " wow that dude has a face of a landon"
Person 2 : "thats actually a dog..."
9👍 13👎
A guy that is generally fucking sexy and he is always getting a good succ by a girl named lillian
1. is that a landon?
2. Yes, see lillian down there giving a good succ?
6👍 8👎
An ass who doesn't know when a joke goes to far
Man, Landon really fucked up this time
10👍 20👎
Has a girlfriend but she's not cute or nice and he should be with me and anyone would be lucky to be with Landon
Girl A: I am so happy I'm dating Landon
Girl B: well he just told me to break up with you for him and now is dating me so ok
4👍 6👎
A horrible guy. Very spoiled and ugly. All the girls hate him. He is not good at sex and has a small dick.He is usually with his homosexual friend Chonk.
I hooked up with Landon last night and his dick was so small.
8👍 16👎