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Group sex in a hotel room. Often accompanied by cocaine and prostitutes.
-Hey remember when we had that Las Vegas sleepover?
-You mean the time when that hooker named Kim stole all our blow?
-That's the one!
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A kinky sex position in which the participants wear grass skirts and play ukuleles whilst tying the recipient onto a cooking rotary and slowly rotating him or her and stimulating them from the front and back on each side with their penises or sex toys. Meanwhile, another participant may spread poi and many seasonings on the tied up participant and reciting ancient Hawaiian prayers.
Carl: That was definitely the best Las Vegas Luau I have ever had
Willey: Yeah I still have poi stuck in my anus
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The process of one forsaking sin forever and getting born again.
The repentant gambler and adulterer was leaving las vegas.
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This is very common in Vegas, hence the name. This applies to cities pretty much. Here are the symptoms: 1. Most of the major or important attractions, clubs, restaurants and stores being placed in or near a casino and/or in one area, thus making the rest of the city very boring, 2. Culture, art and local scenes are irrelevant, 3. The city only paying attention to what will attract tourists and not giving a crap about what locals will do, and 4. Only one or two parts of the city will be interesting, with the rest being very dull, boring, and bland.
If you're living in a developing city and it has any of these symptoms, GET THE HELL OUT ASAP!!!!!
Las Vegas Syndrome example 1: Person 1: I want to try a new restaurant. Person 2: Cool, lets go to one of the casinos here.
Example 2: Person 1: I'm new to this town, so here are some things I want to know: Do you know a cool theater where I can find a local rock band? Or some street art? What about the local poetry bars?
Person 2: You've got to be kidding! (then he starts laughing his ass off)
Example 3: Person 1: The clubs and restaurants here are so expensive.
Person 2: They're for tourists, DUH!
Person 1: What's for the locals then?
Person 2: The best restaurants in town I can afford are my grandma's house and Mickey D's.
Example 4: Person 1: Just about all the shit to do here is over in that part of town. There isn't shit to do elsewhere.
Person 2: I know, for real.
Person 1: This city straight up sucks.
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The hour in which anything can happen and will be forgotten and unmentioned as the next hour begins
Bro you can egg your ex’s house it’s Las Vegas Hour
A sink full of water and ice purposely used for curing common results of a prior nocturnal hardship. ie a wild night in Las Vegas.
A Las Vegas Facelift cosists of:
Water
Crushed Ice (Usually found in hotel Ice Dispensors, although any Ice will do.)
Large Hotel Towe
Direction:
Insert face into sink for 1 - 5 times, if possible open your eyes--this is for the experienced, do at your own discretion.
Remember to take deep relaxing reaths between each submersion.
Dry off.
This proceedure usually cures the common hangover, red eyes, sleepiness (from and 3-10 hour rest.), and removes dirt from your face.
Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally forgot about work, and I seriously had to wake up or miss my meeting.
Why don't you use the Las Vegas Facelift next time?
I should of huh? Then maybe my boss wouldn't of noticed the red eyes I had all day.
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someone with huge huge, just huge teeth.often resembling a beaver. commonly sung in the "vever las vegas" tune directly at the human with the fuck off huge teeth.
"beaver las vegas"
"fuck look at the teeth on that vever las vegas man"
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