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Getting rid of a drunk girl by putting her in an elevator and pressing the lobby button.
Dude 1: Where is Brittany?
Dude 2: I'm pretty sure that Dale laundry chuted her.
Dude: Ugh, Patricia is being mad annoying. I'm gonna laundry chute that bitch.
Copious amounts of fabric stringed together that over time has accumulated a variety of dirt, dust, and other generally unfavorable materials that would benefit from being placed in a machine designed to cleanse such stringed together fabric over a period of time using detergent, water, and large amounts of spiral force over a period of approximately one hour only to then be exposed to high temperatures for an equal if not greater amount of time with equil spiral force, building up static electricity during that period of time. These newly cleansed fabrics must then be properly folded and stored in order to maintain their ideal condition for a long period of time until they are worn again, accumulating a variety of dirt, dust, and other generally unfavorable materials, beginning the cycle once again.
Remember a few schemes ago when I couldn't figure out what Big Laundry meant? Well this! This is what I meant!
Overproduced, melodic, often folky and/or sometimes "indie" sounding music used in advertisements by large companies to market their products and services to young and/or hip consumers. There is a caveat to this definition as sometimes well established bands and artists license their music to these very companies for use in such advertisements. The term itself refers to laundry detergent ads, which are repeat offenders for this type of "la-la," feel good music.
Typically, acoustic guitars, glockenspiels, banjos and electro-mechanical keyboards (such as a wurlitzer piano) are common timbres heard in a laundry rock piece. Also common are soft sounding, layered male or female vocals.
Band: The Postal Service
Song: "Such great Heights"
ad: Intel based Apple Computers
Band: Wilco
Song: "Walken"
ad: VW Automobile
When a kitten wakes up from a nap in a clean laundry pile/basket smelling like fresh linen and new kitten
"Hey cool apartment! Wow what's that delightful scent?"
"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"
that little creture that lives in your washing machine that steals all your socks and underwear.
the laundry noam stole all of my socks!
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1) The act of being extremely enraged about an occurance, generally pertaining, though not limited to, a sexual encounter.
2) The act of accidentally viewing something which the viewer was not necessarily meant to see, again, usually pertaining, though not limited to, a sexual encounter.
1) Jack: Adam, why are you grounded?
Adam: My mom dropped the laundry when she found out about my poor grades.
2) Tom: Albert, why do you have that horrified look on your face?
Albert: Dude, I dropped the laundry on my mom and the milk man last night.
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When a friend accepts oral compensation for doing your laundry. One orgasm per load.
Chris gave six laundry quarters to Helen for the six loads of very dirty laundry she cleaned.
TRANSLATION:
Chris performed cunninglingus six times on Helen for the six loads of dirty laundry she cleaned.
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