a big ass poser.....she cant sing and she needs a lifeeee....who buys her clothes at khols?
avril lavigne is the biggest poser ever
agreed
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one of the most fake wannabe posers to every try to make it in the singing career. she thinks shes so hardcore and punk rock just cuz she writes her own songs about how her boyfriend dumped her and now shes over him. c'mon even i can write a better song than that peice of crap!!!!! put thumbs up if u agree.
avril lavigne is.... let's see..... oh yeah.... a poser.
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The only thing more annoying than her is the people who think she's the best. They must be Vanilla Ice fans. Only a couple of definitions can describe this idiotic, untalented poser:
1. Manufactured product who only makes news and gains fans by dissing others and trying to be unique when that ain't the case.
2. The female Vanilla Ice.
3. A wannabe trying to fit in but never can.
4. This generation's Vanilla Ice.
5. Somebody who tries to distance herself from REAL music like Eminem and David Bowie.
6. Today's Vanilla Ice.
7. An artist whose music belongs in the category of shit cuz it ain't rock nor pop.
8. An artist that rekindles memories of Vanilla Ice.
9. An artist that unfairly gains attention when Canada produces much better artists like Inessence, Bif Naked, and especially Shawn Desman.
10. Something that makes people want to play a Vanilla Ice record because her music is that bad.\
See Vanilla Ice
Uneducated fan: I gotta check out Avril Lavigne, she's the new thing in music.
Educated fan: BS.
Uneducated fan: She sells record and has got fans.
Educated fan: So did Vanilla Ice.
Uneducated fan: Yeah, well Vanilla Ice was good.
Educated fan: Shoots uneducated fan!
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A girl who admires the teeny bopper side of punk but focuses on just that in all her songs. She does this so well that shes mastered the art of closeted pop. oh...and she raps well too:)
I'd throw it all away before I lie
So don't call me with a compromise
Hang up the phone
I've got a backbone stronger than yours.
-Avril Lavigne, Nobody's Fool:)
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A singer born in Napanee, Ontario, Canada. She started singing country when she was young. In high school, she was a cheerleader and she took chorus and hockey, although she denies at times the first one. She has a nice voice, but her reputation is really bad because she called her music punk, new country, and then heavy metal. Her music is pop, basically. It has tinges of rock, but that's about it. One listen to her first CD, Let Go, will make you wonder.
Caused a major fashion movement in which "wanna-be" skater-chicks dressed up like Avril and pretended to be skaters. The majority of those people were young girls between 8-12 who didn't have a clue what "hardcore punk" was.
Avril Lavigne isn't hardcore okay?! So stop IMing me saying, "OMG LYK AVRIL IS so0o0o0o0o HARDCORE RAWK LYK OMG!" But if you do want to talk, on AIM, it's ccglasses19.
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A retarted slut who claims to be punk, but is the polar opposite of punk. She is a whiney sucky pop star who makes generic bubble gum crap to feed to the masses, and thinks she is punk cause she wears a red tie or eyeliner. She is the worst female artist in the history of music. Ever. Oh, and she ruined chop suey. Thanks a lot. I hate you avril lavigne.
There should be a law that states people with the name avril lavigne should not be able to cover a system of a down song.
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A Canadian pop singer who is severly misguided. Believed she is a "punk rocker" untill a massive backlash. Changed her immage because of it. Constantly contradicts herself. Married to lead singer of Sum41. Can not sing to save her life. Can not play an instrument to save her life. Adored by under 13year olds who that don't know real music.They also tend to like Simple Plan, Good Charlotte and most other pop rock bands.
Avril fan1: OMG!!!!!!! Lyk, did u c Avril Lavigne on MTV yesterday!!!???? She wuz, lyk, sooooooooooooooo punk rawk!!!!
Avril fan2: No!!!! I totally missed it!!! I bet she beat Britnay on the countdown bye, lyke a gazillion votes!!!!!!!
Avril hater: Grow up. Talk to me when you've learned that your idol isn't what she seems and you've discovered Senses Fail and Thursday.
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