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leaky face

(n) when your eyes water and your nose runs due to allergies.

Person 1: Ugh, my allergies are killing me. *sniff*
Person 2: I can see that, it's written all over your leaky face.

by AussieTimberWolf September 15, 2013

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Leaky Clam Shuffle

When you cum in your girl and she has to squeeze her legs together and shuffle to the bathroom quickly so she won't leak everywhere.

My roommate just had sex and I saw her run out of her room doing the Leaky Clam Shuffle to the bathroom.

by Zemanator April 9, 2016


The Leaky Air Conditioner

A sexual term used when a man stands over a women, and lets his ball sweat drip on the womens (or mans) Face.

I gave her The Leaky Air Conditioner on a hot summers eve

by The Middle & The Bear August 29, 2007

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Leaky Penis Syndrome

Typically occurs while drinking alcohol for a bit and breaking the seal, and then ejaculating. The sensation feels as if the subject must keep urinating even after previously urinating. Once the subject becomes tired of waiting for all the urine to come out, he proceeds to pull up his pants and leave the bathroom, only for his penis to leak urine drop by drop into his underwear, while causing a slight burning sensation in the tip of the penis. The subject immediately returns to the bathroom, only to urinate a tiny drop or stream, repeating the process over and over until about an hour after he stops drinking alcohol and/or ejaculating.

Guy: We totally shouldn't have fucked just now.

Girl: What the fuck does that mean?

Guy: We've been drinking all night. Now I have Leaky Penis Syndrome, you dumb cunt.

by Black Tony May 16, 2009

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leaky lake

I suck things

I suck your things that are small. Because leaky lake sucks things

by Dipy October 22, 2018

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leaky elephant

when a fat guy has just jacked off and you can see jizz on his pants

"Dude, I was at Arby's and I saw Jaron, and he was a leaky elephant."

by demy4000 May 12, 2010

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Leaky Peepee Syndrome

Leakage from your penis after using the bathroom. Usually fixes it self after you leak in your pants, and zip your pants up.

"Dude, I just went piss and my cock is leaking! I think I have leaky peepee syndrome"

by Glencoe Learns February 9, 2021