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He is the world handsome at person. If you meet a Levi keep him close to your heart.
Levi is my dad
A governmental imposed tax, a draft, or the funding for a war.
In a Bill Clinton adminastration, the levy was low enough for the middle class and high enough for the rich that everyone was happy, until Bill Clinton nailed his secretary.
One who can never tell the truth and is blind to what is going on inside him......can't tell or see the truth....
If I were a Levi I'd be a pathetic soul.
Levi is a funny guy. Usually loves tropical places especially Coconut Cove and Mexico. Levi's are great friends. Tend to be a little clingy but super fun to hang out with. Love taking you places and probably uses a lot of filters on instagram. Always has nice parents and a crazy grandma, sometimes a cat as well. However, any Levi you meet is usually very nice and will stay friends with you!
me: "hey Levi! Yo mom gay!"
levi: "well try telling that to mom, and mom, and donor dad and his transexual boyfriend and their mystery dog!"
me: "...okay"
A very shitty person who can get grumpy when you suck his dick and then put orange juice on it so his father "Hitler" and his mother "Anne Frank" will get mad
A man with no *emotions*. Lame right? but sweetheart he’s a fucking snack🏃🏽 ♀️
Levi: “Bitch out of the way.”
“No❤️ ily.”
A person content with owning all of their faults and not afraid to tell the truth to his mom and everyone else, which in the long term gives him his version of destiny (true love)indefinitely in the middle of 7th grade.
"Why is levi always so cocky?"
"Because he has always known what his girl really needs to be happy and she accepts his personalty because of it"
"Wouldn't that mean basically content with life?"
"nah, just confidence because his dream girl depends on him and its obvious to everyone else"
"You think he depends on her more?"
"If he didn't he would be a violent asshole all the time obviously"
"how u think she pulls that out?"
"asking him how he feels and getting a proper read, then doing"
"that so crazy it just might work!"