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Liam is a the worst friend I have ever had. Mail I am going to smack you with my purse. Friendship over.
Liam is a buttface
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An amazing dude, a great boyfriend that will do what's best for you. If you ever have a Liam, you're extremely lucky because it will hurt like hell if you lose a Liam. He is a great listener and is stunningly handsome. He can be funny and really open-minded. He can be really good at volleyball too. He is not exactly that smart but is great at arguing and really is a try-hard, but sometimes, even that has good factors from it. Liam hates breaking people's hearts, but he does it for the best. YOU ARE EXTREMELY LUCKY TO HAVE A LIAM IN YOUR LIFE. NEVER LET HIM GO. It hurts like hell if you do.
That dude is a heartbreaker...
Must be a Liam.
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Liam's are the smallest people you will ever meet but don't be fooled by their height, when measuring the size of their cocks it can only be described as monsterous. Liam's are great in bed especially with ones of the same gender. Liam's are renowned for their award winning blowies and anal. Distinct features of Liam's include saggy testicals, often reaching the floor and their strawberry flavoured semen.
Wow, look at that short man, he must be packing a fat cock inbetween those lucious thighs, and that juicy strawberry flavoured cum, he must be a Liam.
This person is very smart and quiet. He reads so many books, he might as well own his own bookstore!
He is tall and probably uses an excessive amount of hand gestures because his voice is too deep to be heard by itself.
LIAMS – are no REGULAR SCHMEGULAR type of guys, they are the best. Kind, caring and a bit goofy too…which is all just part of being a LIAMS!
LIAMS are such STEEZY guys, in that they combine "Style" with "Ease" And to simply put it, anything LIAMS do they do it with super steesz!
LIAMS are such good guys they want to make life easy for you, so they follow BLUF etiquette. Sending emails LIAMS cover the main points upfront so ya don’t have to read the whole e-mail. LIAMS are a is ‘Bottom Line Up Front’ type of guy.
We’ve all had that horrible moment when you realise that you have done something wrong! Who ya gonna ring when this happens…your LIAMS, he is your ‘OH-NO-SECOND PAL’.
Find yourself in a sticky situation, Yup, your LIAMS has been there and seen it all before, it’s all just DE-JA-GOO for him, nay problem! LIAMS love a challenge and are quite the NERD-SNIPE they are compelled to cease whatever they are doing (eating, reading, walking) in order to help solve your problems. That is how great LIAMS can be!
Just a normal boring day… LIAMS care, so will randomly call for a VIBE CHECK, just to see how you are vibin and you will both be Lolling in no time!
If you happen to have a LIAMS as a friend or even in your place of work, well aren’t you very lucky, be sure to hang out with your LIAMS as they will always brighten up your day!
He's one of the greatest guys you'll ever meet. He has an amazing personality, great humor, really pretty eyes, pretty hair, handsome face, hot, amazing music taste n interests and just overall everything about him is amazing and perfect. He can be a bit of an asshole sometimes but, that doesnt actually mean that he is one. if you get on his good side, you' re not going to regret it. You're going to witness how he actually is, and how he could actually be so caring, kind and trusting. He's someone who would always want to be composed and be a good example infront of his friends but really, hes the opposite of that and he gets really cute whenever he gets all flustered. But if you get on his bad side, you'll regret it so much. So i suggest not doing that. He can also be cocky and arrogant, but this is just in a joking way so dont worry. He would tease his girlfriend a lot, and he might get annoyed by his girlfriend most of the time but he actually loves her so much. If you have a Liam in your life, you won't regret it. I promise you, infact you will cherish him truly and be glad that you have him in his life.
person 1: omg look at that guy over there! doesnt he look so hot n handsome
person 2: our right oh my he might be a Liam
A man destined to be the best footballer his country has ever witnessed. Probably going to be the best rb in the world.
HE MIGHT EVEN WIN A BALLON D’OR!
You’ll never be as good as Liam.
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