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Set of rules which states it is okay to leave work early on a Friday.
Man, is it 12:00 yet? I'm ready to take my Friday liberties.
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A condition similar to beer goggles that libertarians suffer from. One is said to be wearing "liberty goggles" when a person magically becomes more attractive when one finds out they are a fellow liberty lover.
I met this really great girls at Mises University last week. I don't remember if she was hot or if I was just wearing my liberty goggles.
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A Texas town where you can find your thrills; especially if you like football. Not too far outside of Austin, Texas, you can find the Friday Night Lights burning above a purple sea of Panther faithful.
Football fan #1 (singing): I found my thrills! At Liberty Hill!
Football fan #2: Yes sir! Wow, those Panthers really had their way with those biaches!
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The worst place on Earth. Has about a million trailer parks. People here start getting pregnant at about the age of 13. The girls here LOVE to post about their drama on facebook. (which most of them can't even spell.) A big part of the middle and high schoolers try to act all ghetto. Everyone here wants to get out of this hellhole as soon as they can. There is absolutely nothing to do. The rednecks think of WalMart as the mall. They think the best mexican food is Mas Amigos. The people are rude as crap and trashy although they try to deny they're not. The accents some people have here are terrible. But there are also some nice, classy people. The people LOVE to swim in the nasty Trinity River (which is completely brown) which is stupid because of the undertoe in the water. There's only about 8,000 people. The nearby towns are Dayton, which is... meh, basically like liberty. Theres Hardin, which is even more.. uhm.. redneck-ish than Liberty. THERE'S ONLY 800 PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE. Basically, if you have an opportunity to get out of liberty, SAY YES!
girl talking about her problems on facebook: lyk omg im soo shad he bwoke ^ wit meh :( (like omg im so sad he broke up with me)
wannabe ghetto girl: ghurrll he luuuky he dint git slaptt acros da faays 4 brakeing up wit me! giiiirl i will huuurt him! (girl he's lucky he didn't get slapped across the face for breaking up with me! girl i will cut him!)
trashy 14 year old girl: omg why do people think im trashy just cuz i'm pregnant and live in a trailer? by the way me and my brother are gettin' married in the walmarts parkin' lot next saturday! (satur-dee)
redneck: Hey babe after we finish watchin' nascar let's go swim in the trinity river! we don't even have to watch the kids! this is a great idea!!
^most of the people in liberty, texas
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The sexual position, normally between a male and female, where the girl is on all fours and has an American flag out her ass, while the man is dressed in an Uncle Sam like outfit. In some cases, the female will dress as the Statue of Liberty.
My cousin and I did the dirty Liberty last night and it was probably the best one yet.
Identifying with the sexual fetish of liberty and all things pertaining to it.
"With the help of liberty lovers everywhere, I would like to put forth my candidacy for president..." ~Rand Paul "
Dude i'm so partiotic I'm a liberty lover
In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.
"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"
"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"