when your defecating and the shit hangs on for dear life onto your anus
Jeffery: “That linger hung onto my anus and smacked me in the baalls.”
When you get fucked in the ass so hard you start to cum and shit at the same time
To not leave your ex gf alone when you see her eating a burrito and fully ignore your current gf to watch and talk to your ex when you have 35 reasons to leave the conversation
Matt Youngs just lingered in el Diablo
Pronounced ling-er
That one friend in the friend group that everyone bullies but everyone loves him/her. Usually has strange outfits and has a another secret friend group that he or she is ashamed of. We love lingers though.
“Dude he just pulled a linger and pissed the bed”
“Why is linger chilling with the ops”
The easier to pronounce contraction for Yuengling, America’s oldest and best beer. Best method for consuming is ice cold, ideally in dunkaroo form.
- Heyo Mike how about you pass me one of them ice col’ lingers out of the cooler
- Sure thing my guy, catch!
- Yo John time me I’m gonna do a dunkaroo. Do we got any lingers?
- We got ‘em ice cold.