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When a turd is half way in and out of your ass and someone bjs it.
Roxanne is nasty, she gave me a log job last night.
When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.
I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.
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The automatic log-out that occurs upon reaching a 6 hour session in Old School Runescape. Called the nerd log due to the fact that to hit it you have to be playing medieval cookie clicker for a quarter of a day, like a nerd.
Adam was so in the zone doing Slayer all day that he was caught off guard when he got nerd logged that evening.
your "butt hole". Your butt hole "cuts" feces
Get out of my face or I'll make you lick my log cutter!
Stick your dick in my log cutter.
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The moment right before a shit when air is expelled from the anus, preparing it for the upcoming shit.
Man, I just passed a gas log and the shit express is on it's way!
While taking a shit you strain yourself so hard that you become light-headed.
Rob had eaten bad Chinese food and almost passed out while squeezing out a Foggy Log.
From a casual perspective, 'dropping logs' can be thought of as simply taking a dump. A more serious definition would be a more deliberate approach to the art of having a bowel movement. By definition, Dropping Logs may be considered a skill by those individuals that put genuine concentrated effort into a particular bowel movement. For example; a sporting person may refer to the acquired skill of aiming turds while aloft on a tree limb as dropping logs. A person with a medical affliction like constipation may consider expressing 'dropping logs' as way of expressing verbally their feeling of relief. An animal lover may use the term affectionately, such as: Fidow did an excellent job of dropping logs on our walk this morning. It may be used as a form of personal expression: I generally am not in the habit of dropping logs at a complete stranger’s house. With a bit of imagination, the possibilities are limitless.
I caught Ginger dropping logs at my apartment when I arrived unexpectedly early. I reassured her that it was perfectly acceptable and took a massive dump myself with the door open. I warned her about the use of open flames during the process.
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