it's a long story

A way of saying "I don't want to tell you"

From 'The Fast and The Furious'

'so how d'you know him?'
'It's a long story'
'We've got a 40 mile hike.'
'A business deal went sour,And once I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister'.

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Angel Long

Blonde British porn star who is a really dirty bitch. Famous for black on blonde sex, usually in a gangbang fuckfest style and sucking cock after she's had anal (known in the trade as ATM). A true filthy slut.

Angel Long: "Yes! fuck me in my ass!"

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long gone

Gone a long time ago, not coming back anytime soon or ever.

Ex - sorry baby I want you back

You- naw nigga I’m long gone

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Long schlong

Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.

If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling

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long Dave

The submissive in a gay BDSM paring.

Etymology: Cockney rhyming slang. 'Dong slave' becomes 'long Dave'.

"Oo's 'at wi' Mikey, then? 'Is one t'other?"
"No mate, 'at's Gary, 'is long Dave."
"Ooeer. I didn't peg Mikey for a wooly woofter."
"Oh, 'e's not, but li'l Gary is."
"Hah!"

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long + crazy

The optimal adjective for any object.

MY DAY WAS LONG + CRAZY!!!!

long mover

Pseudo-Britishism for "snake" or "serpent". Coined on The Mighty Boosh.

Bob Fossil: "You know, the windy man, the long mover." (specifically referring to a python)