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louisville’s very own school for the gays. uniform skirts are known for being relatively small/cheeky. whilst this is unsurprising, considering the students love to -roll- them in attempt to attract the opposite (or same) gender. hair braiding is one of their state wide recognized sports. “BRAIDING IS A SPORT” is one of their most infamous battle cries. some might say that st x is bad at football, but they prefer the wording to sound more like “physically challenged” (even thought they beat trinity once and had a batmitzfa type celebration in their less than adequate student section, i digress). some might ask, why is their swim team SO good??! in fact, st x swimmers are very modest, and since it is their best sport, some of them even grow up to be PRO lifegaurds and their local country club and/or neighborhood pool. go tigers!
“st x louisville is amazing”
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Centered in Louisville, Trinity High School is the source of almost all of epicness and swag on Earth. Is also the source of cringe. Is made out of a swag cafeteria with a feasts and a bunch of endless hallways made of granite. 98% of the students are football and are in Crist. The school is made up of 3 houses: Slytherin, and Memeus Icecreamus
Notable Alumni: Fred Flintstone, Gilgamesh of Uruk, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Sun Tzu, Confucius, Karl Marx, Dababy, Beavis and Butthead, Robbie Rotten, Kanye East,
Did you see the swag guy, I heard he goes to Trinity High School (Louisville)!
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A girl that when giving a handjob hits your balls too hard.
I needed an ice pack on my balls last night. I think my girl may be a Louisville Tugger.
The act of defecating on a cracker, then feeding it to your partner.
Are you ready for a Louisville Lunchable?
A city in Kentucky that whose citizens all think they’re better than other Kentuckians but any Kentuckian from somewhere else hates them. They have an awful football team! They are quite annoying and don’t even know how to pronounce their own town name. They are usually arrogant and rude. Seriously, they think they’re the best but they are actually the worst. Poor people are delusional.
(GO BIG BLUE)
Friend 1:“Did you see the game last night? The Wildcats absolutely destroyed the Cardinals!”
Friend 2:“Who are the Cardinals? Oh wait, that annoying Louisville team? They’re so obnoxious and arrogant.”
Friend 1: “Yeah, the ones from Louisville. I agree, they are total losers!”
Named after King Louis XVI of France, Louisville was founded in 1778 by George Rogers Clark, making it one of the oldest cities west of the Appalachians. Since 2003, Louisville's borders have been the same as those of Jefferson County, after a city-county merger.
Me and my friend went to the bowling alley in *Louisville!*
A cool industrial working class city up in Kentucky.
Louisville is an amazing city.