lumber pickle

A euphemism for dirty sex that may or may not include molasses.

Dude I played lumber pickle with Aunt Jemima and now I've got the clap.

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Lumber John

A fancy woodsman with a PhD in Jacking Lumber.

Wow, that Lumber John is exquisitely dressed. What a professional.

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cork lumber

The act in which a man lies on his back during intercourse and the fine young lady of his choosing spins around on the shaft of his penis (or his lumber) creating a cork screw effect.

Hey man i was with my girl last night and she really gave me a good cork lumber.

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Come Lumbers

An orgy of lumberjacks

The fun fest of come lumbers was interesting.

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lumber jack

Sexual term, used to describe the act of fecalating on ones head then cutting it half with your penis.

My boyfriend lumber jacked me last night. I don't know if I will ever recover.

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lumber jackin

Smokin weed, in refference to cutting down "trees". Bay Area

Chris and Jay Be Lumber Jackin like a muthafucka.

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chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

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