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A girl that takes care of her boyfriend with some maturity. Maybe cook some food when he is sad, cheer him up when he is down or encourage him when he feels insecure. This term challenges the common notion about a relationship where generally the man takes all the responsibility of his girlfriend and doesn't expect the same in return.
I would love a mommy-girlfriend to treat me with same love and affection as I would treat her
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If someone has a mommy voice they have a very soothing, calming, and seductive voice
Person 1: did you hear how she talked to me
Person 2: yeah she really has a mommy voice
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A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.
"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.
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A dominant woman who will cuddle you, ask you about your day, and make sure you're a good boy. If you misbehave, she will punish you however she feels fit. A dommy mommy is something every submissive and breedable man wants.
My girlfriend made me beg for her to get off without a punishment, she's such a dommy mommy.
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A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.
She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.
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A parent who insists on treating their preteen child / children like babies. Specifically meeting with them during team lunches for sports teams their child participates in.
Look at that mommy luncher, she didn't have time to eat her lunch because she was blowing on her 12 year old son's hot chocolate to cool it off and then needed to put dressing on her 14 year old daughter's salad. She may not have enough energy to follow their ski lesson around this afternoon.
When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.
Happy Veteran's Day!
Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)