The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.
"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."
The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.
I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.
When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.
man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me
man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace
Man it was fuked, he splintered a mad dog mace round his neck and slammed his nose in the pool balls like a fukn redneck.
When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace
Yo i crafted a Mayonnaise Mace
Basicly making the word "yes" cool when talking to mates (Mace = Another word for mate)
Richie - Do you want some more vodka?
Ed - YESSS MACE!
Richie - You are NUUUSERD!
Ed - Eahhhhhhh