One who makes horrible jokes on the internet, usually is a white American.
His jokes were so unfunny, hes totally a Macintoshing.
Someone very annoying and everyone dislikes
"that guys a real macintoshing"
A cyborg/transhuman who is confident, headstrong, reluctant and has low intelligence.
"Are you not afraid of the dark?"
"No. I am a Lloviant Macintosh Hawrdwear stereotype!"
"Come on. You cannot be afraid."
He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.
I love you Macintosh Jardin!
Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.
Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.
Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.
Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.
The oldest computer people actually remember.
We don't need the Macintosh 128K.